california octuplet mom nadya suleman
Nadya Suleman, the beaming California mother of eight new babies, looks a heck of a lot like Angelina Jolie, dontcha think? Juding from her actions and some of her baby love intensities, the sleuth in me doesn't think her appearance is a coincidence.

I was shocked into double takes when I first saw Suleman on TV talking with Ann Curry -- you gotta love Ann; you know she's sitting there thinking ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND and yet she's so calm and professional. The Oct Mom looks so much like Angelina I don't see how anyone can deny it. The hairstyle, the lips, the skin tone, the nose, even the black top, the eight babies, it's Angelina! Except the real one can afford a hundred babies, this one not so much it seems. ann curry with angelina jolie

Nadya Suleman assured Ann that her finances will improve significantly once she finishes her "schooling". Is she going to brain surgery school? Because even a brain surgeon's income would be stretched caring for 14 children. But she'll, "find a way to make it". Yeah, and my tax dollars will be helping her do that, I'm sure.

Suleman claims she's never been on welfare and won't accept it now. She hasn't worked since 2007 and lives with her parents. Her mother filed bankruptcy last year. Unless she poops dollar bills I don't see how one can sustain themselves and their 14 little 'uns on thin air. I read her hospital stay alone cost over $200,000 and the babies continue to rack up their bill times eight. And here I am stressing over a root canal. Life is hilarious.

This woman claims bringing eight lives into this world without an appropriate financial foundation is not selfish. Well, I and all the other grown ups think it is. She reminds me of my seven-year-old self who wanted to take all my stuffed animals with me in our station wagon family road trip to Las Vegas. All 20 of them. I wanted them with me. What's the big deal?

Luckily, my Mom made me choose two. I wailed at the unfairness of it all. My rant fell on deaf ears and the terrible injustice was forgotten about 10 miles into the trip. Isn't this how we all start learning we can't just close our eyes and do what we want? If it were that simple, we'd all be clicking our heels like Dorothy in the middle of the work week.

Maybe Nadya here will catch Angelina's eye on TV and she'll swoop to her defense and set her up in a big mother goose house. Can you say master plan, anyone?

8 Snap and Comment:

Daisy said...

I was wondering if she had any cosmetic surgery on her lips, because they look a little bit unnatural. Then I felt bad for wondering.

Vivienne said...

Hi Daisy! Being a model, you are no doubt familiar with the extent to which some people go to look good. I think this lady did dabble in magic mirror tricks. She looks too much like A.J. and that pucker is most definitely super-sized.

Daisy do not ever do that to your mouth, okay?

skinny fat chick said...

God, I have been dying over this story and this woman... and your analogy (taking the stuffed animals on vacation, and how you now realize that is ridiculous... you can be happy with two rather than all!) is perhaps the best I have heard it put. She keeps having babies to "cheer her up." Crazy!

Dorothy said...

I was wondering as well if she had her lips done..she's weird and not quit with us..

Makes me crazy that a doctor allowed this to happen..

Dorothy from grammology

Vivienne said...

Hi Skinny, I'm glad you liked my stuffed friends analogy! It layed the groundwork for me not to shoplift, throw tantrums at work or generally do whatever I want in life. Thanks, Mom.

Hello Dorothy, her lips have a life of their own at this point. I heard the real Angelina is 'creeped out' by her. Angelina was a little creepy in her day, so that's saying quite a lot.

ettarose said...

Really? Looks like AJ? Well I guess but I think she must look like AJ's other end. Acts like it too.I am so sick of this mumble mumble that I could scream, and of course good ole Dr Phil has jumped in her big ass womb also. Sheesh!

JD at I Do Things said...

I saw a "before" picture of Octo-Mom, and she has, indeed, had lip enlargement or whatever you call it. I also recently read that Angelina Jolie is considering sending her some dough, but is reluctant, because she doesn't want to draw more publicity to this woman.

Maybe I oughtta read a book.

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