Honking Donkey


To the donk who laid on the horn for a full 30 seconds as I let someone merge into traffic jammed Pacific Coast Highway from the In and Out parking lot: It's the holiday season you undeniable tool. Spare 10 seconds for your fellow man and LET PEOPLE MERGE INTO LANES already. For your bad behavior, I hope your karmic punishment includes at least two of the following: a spectacular toe stub (of the pinkie) on your way to the bathroom in the hours of darkness, nuclear intestinal gas once you get there, a carpool lane violation ticket the next morning or a rogue nose hair noticeable to everyone but you as you lay on the rico suave to your date. The End. *thumbs nose at said donkey*

3 Snap and Comment:

Cher said...

OMG you're alive! Where have you been? I like your posts they make me giggle. And I hate those terrible people who won't let you in the lane, too! Boooo!

francescbb@hotmail.es said...

Great post and blog!!! congratulations!!!



Aqeel said...

Very interesting article concerning your experience.

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