Is Your Vajayjay Bouncing Off Your Knees?

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Last week I caught the tail end of a very short newscast on the rising popularity of vagina cosmetic surgery. I'm sorry? You did say "cosmetic", right? Right. Not reconstructive or repair or any other word implying a functional procedure. Cosmetic, as in look mo pretty. Oh hells no. Please ladies, do not tell me we are so eager to please our men that we'll let (most likely) another man slice and dice our vajayjays into being more attractive to those who might find themselves face to face with it, on occasion.

Well, I've put a fair amount of research into this and it's true, vaginal cosmetic surgery is on the rise now and has 'skyrocketed' over the past couple years, some licensed surgeon sites claim. Sure, some women need surgery after difficult childbirth or another medical issues, but more and more just want to look great vay down der. Porn star hopefuls often get labia reshaping to conform to industry standards. Um, WTF?

Let me just say that my quest to report on all things diva led me to some hoohah photos I really did not need to see. In fact, my eyes will never be the same and the left one still tears and burns throughout the day. I don't know what these young women have been doing, but suffice it to say it's NOT working for them. No one can rock this look. In fact, the first thing I thought of after throwing up in my mouth a little bit was a striking similarity to organisms you see clinging to glass aquarium walls.

Okay, okay, post the link already, right? Fine. (And you girls turning away in disgust, you know you want to see it, too.) Well, don't say I didn't warn you. And before you fire off your hate mail to me, yes I know some people can't help it. But what do you say about the photo where both the snatch lips and the bunghole are stretched out like silly putty? Well??

In closing, I declare here and now that I will never seek surgical nips and/or tucks of my honey pot, unless I have a nine pound baby and even then my milkshake will literally have to be pouring out of my pants for me to consider it. Good Lord. Not for the squeamish.

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Regretful Morning said...

Saw one of these on Dr. 90210. Some dudes like gigantic labia, but personally I dont think I'd be able to eat a pastrami sandwich again.

Vienne said...

Regretful morning: Laugh OUT LOUD! Now that you mention it, yeah..pastrami's got it all over sea slugs.

redhead said...

Yeah, one of my sister TV stations in a much larger market where they care about stuff like this did a story on this and tried to feed it out to the rest of us to re-purpose. And I'm like, yeah, right, the yinzers in Pittsburgh have the time, money, and reason to care about this!

Redhead said...

Oops, sorry I didn't leave my URL in case you girls want to visit. I wrote a post about this stupid Rachael Ray terrorist scarf-wearing thing.

Anne said...

Still new to this stufff

redhead-anne.blogspot.com

Slap me for not being able to figure out how to link it with my name!

Vienne said...

Thanks, Anne! I enjoyed your blog and commented over there. What's a "yinzer"? Something for me to Google...

nicole said...

I'm with you......I will NEVER, EVER, even consider this! ICk, yuck, ewwww..........

ps...I could have done without the visual.

TOPolk said...

That link you provided was...interesting. Outside of the third chick from the bottom (was her cooch purple?) I couldn't really see the NEED for any woman to do this to themselves.

Oh well. If you've got the money, it's gotta go somewhere.

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