Mandles Man Candles Reinvent Manly Scents


How would you like to fill your home with the scent of meat, fear, wet dog or beer? If your man buys a "Mandle" man candle, you'll soon find out. This company makes candles with, as they put it, 99% testosterone and 1% wax. Yeehaw, I say! Anything with 99% testosterone is dangerous, let alone when you light it on fire.

The scents offered are funny and nauseating, yet still I want to smell them. That's the edgy broad in me, I guess. Some of my eye catchers include: Meat, Pigskin, Chuck Norris Sweat (yummy!), Musty Locker Room, Urinal Deodorizer, Peel Out, Duct Tape and Top Gun. Visit the link for the whole line, it's got to be seen to be believed.

I like me some man smell as much as the next girl, trust me on that. But if my man approached me for some sugar smelling like Meaty Urinal Deodorizer, I would burp a little and then likely hurl in my hand. Granted, these aren't cologne scents, but the idea of walking into a room with these curious reeks is overwhelming in theory.

But I won't knock it till I try it. I am Mandle shopping this weekend. I am still not convinced these are real products for sale. The promo video says they're not available in stores, only by mail order for $14.95 plus shipping.

Even so, the Mandle may be filling a very underserved market niche. I guess our men could be pretty tired of Asian Pear, Sea Breeze Dreams, White Linen and Cranberry Crush. I asked my boyfriend if he wants a Mandle. He laughed me off and said, "I don't care about candles", until I showed him the scents on the website.

"Oh yeah!" he said instantly after spotting the "Burrito Fart" candle. I think I may have caused myself a world of hurt. I smell that enough as it is without a candle, if you catch my drift.

5 Snap and Comment:

Drowsey Monkey said...

LOL ... how weird.

I'd like me a little chuck norris tho ... altho I bet he's not little, being chuck norris and all.

Vienne said...

Hi Drowsey, I think Mandles are both brilliant and disturbing. I want to smell some of these scents for myself! But like I said, I already deal with a couple and it's not pretty.

I think you're right on Mr. Norris, by the way.

Katy Dinner said...

My dog just went blind. I wonder if the meat smell would help him find his food. If anyone really finds this, please email me.

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Cologne Candles said...

Those candles smell horrible, check out the Original Mandle for cologne scented candles that you will actually want to burn

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